Happy New Year to me.

Now I can count down the days in style, thanks to this fierce calendar I just downloaded from M.I.S.S. Props to my Around The Way Girls for puttin' me onto the freshness. So, men, you can have your skanky calendars with dumb blondes in bikinis laid out on the hood of an American-made car.

I, on the other hand, will start each month with new nails did and fresh kicks.

I'm telling you, Year of the Rat. Don't mess with us.