87 Types of Wrong
We'll number 'em, cause there can't be as many as I originally thought.
1. DJ Khaled opening the video in a black garbage bag.
2. Akon sangin' bout being raised in the streets, despite numerous claims that he came from a nice, middle-class family.
3. Akon's head blendin' in with his jacket.
4. Ricky Ross's 'Singin' in the Rain' dance combo, complete with backup dancers and red umbrellas.
5. Plies' debut in the vid, lookin' like he's bein' detained at a dog fight. Where's Mike Vick?
6. T-Pain's 'Mad Hatter' cameo.
7. Boosie doin' one of his 'Alphabet Song' remixes that he's recently made popular.
8. The whole scene of Boosie barely escaping that ginormous flame.
9. Ace Hood photoshopped into the Grand Theft Auto game.
10. Baby girl lookin' quite serene under a car in the middle of a tornado.
11. DJ Khaled sippin' Wal-Mart's Pearberry Passionfruit body spray straight from the bottle.
12. Plies' reappearance lookin' like......he looked. I don't know how else to put that.
I'm just sayin'. Also, I like Trick Daddy blowin' smoke in the wind better than Militant Trick.
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